Get Bumped It's An Art: September 2015

Monday, September 21, 2015

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

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I Do Not Smoke Pot Unless Mississippi Burns a Crop

I named this one Mississipp Burnin 1 :O} P.S. My Husband thinks you will think I smoke pot if I share these. I do not smoke pot unless Mississippi Butrns A Crop. and I think Why worry about it if I fail a drug test they just burned a field, what did you expect :O}

& Drug tests are standard in most high paying positions! This guy walks out of an interview jobless, has never used drugs in his life and does not understand how he failed his drug test. He might be from Misssissippi. When they said puff puff pass I thought they were talking about a new law to stop burning crops. Marijuana is a resource yet Mississippi will burn a crop rather than sell it to a state where it is legal. I thought, where in the world did these ideas come from? Then I realized the officials were standing next to the field and retail sells went up so it looked good from where they were standing. All of Mississippi got the giggles! I make fun of the issue but is is a serious issue. So are the standards by which they are doing their hiring and firing. I mean if the officials can smoke pot and get away with it why can't Jack??? You know they'd fail their drug tests & they were just standing there. I do not smoke pot...Oh wait a minute they burned a crop yesterday., Maybe I Do. On the serious side, shouldn't they take one of Mississippi's largest known natural resources and let it work in favor of Mississippians??? I am for legal marijuana. If they can sell you a pill with no telling what in it. They can sell you grass with natural effects. I think if all states sold it as a natural resource the cases of hard addiction would lower, there would no longer be unknown substances added and I love my giggly, munchy friends more than the IDEA that something is illegal. I do not think they should have to move to a state where it is legal when people are moving here so they can smoke it for free, every time they burn a crop. If you're in Mississippi and you smell marijuana it may not be the car next to you. Some of my friends may have withdrawals. I live in Mississippi. Have they changed this crop burning happy fact yet???? Just a couple of ideas for some t shirts. What do you think??? MISSISSIPPI We Burn That Stuff For Free! Nope this one would be a lie. It costs us money to burn those crops..OMG what were they thinking??? If you smell weed in Mississippi, It May Not be The Car Next To You. I do not see how any employer in Mississippi can uphold a failed drug screening termination if so their reality may be distorted and which field do they live by. At the top of Mississippi's Top Ten Cash Crops is a list of Marijuana arrests. For some reason I find this hillarious. If any of this sounds familiar you may have been on my facebook page at facebook page page four to five years ago :O} I am not very political. I am business minded and this particular set up and the actions make absolutely no sense as to the well being and the revenues of Mississippi, Especially when they are subjecting my children to it and according to the addiction research available once a person has tried it. It may be more likely for them to become addicted and as far as my kids are concerned. No honey, it is the caffiene is not even close to a solution. Why would anyone burn a highly addictive substance and place it into the atmosphere when it is only creating the effect when burned and the smoke is the illegal part of it, not the plant itself...Some of the things I think about and that concern me about the thought processes in our world today. Does it make any sense to you??? Bag that stuff up and sell it to another state in another place where it can be processed properly if necessary and then at least we will have a penny amount to cover the cost of handling it as an illegal substance which it is not unless burned or Make it legal here consider the fact that it is not illegal unless burned and let some of the people who know how to grow it make themselves and Mississippi Rich and healthier and I do not know about happier but certainly it would at least be a choice then. Once again... I Do Not Smoke Pot Unless Mississippi Burns a Crop! :O} Thank You :O} ©Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey Of nospankingthemonkey.com All Rights Reserved World Wide. You may not use it without a hand signed contract from myself all though we may smoke pot without them even asking if we'd like a drag. No Spanking The Monkey Article Titled:I Do Not Smoke Pot Unless Mississippi Burns a Crop I am sure there have been some changes so I am keeping a check on this and due to the giggles I forgot and the weight gain is unwanted but the chips were good and I will be needing a gym membership as soon as my giggle fest ends yet I can not afford underwear Sooo you might want to take a look at some of my non-marijuana products to help keep me rolling (on my feeds and articles, where did your mind go. LOL). No Spanking The Monkey Zazzled Monkey Image To Site Store Redbubble Broadcastmonkey A Monkey Fave International Monkey Site Licensed Monkey Paintings

Happier Than A Mosquito At A Nudist Colony

Hope you woke up (see the pic below) Tee He He :O} Just thinking about an idea I had some time ago concerning auto advertisements and wondering just how does one present such an idea and to whom. I'm a Ford Girl myself but the idea could actually be for any transportation or auto company. It's a commercial advertising package for those who can not actually qualify or afford a car, truck, van, semi or any vehicle of any type. I think I spoke of this a few years back. The idea would be to advertise working with the ones with a crucial need for transportation. Imagining what it would be like to be able to send someone out the door with a beautiful car, custom fit just for them with special advertising and gas supplies and all they had to do was drive. Each ones vehicle of choice would be different and included in their advertisements would be all of their favorites, and all they had to do was take pictures everywhere they go and share them social. Perhaps this plan is a business option. They would contact and find a local list of those in need of just such trans. Imagining that someone has received a letter and is walking in and someone says you know what, you do not qualify but do I have just the car for you and it comes with all of your favorites and let's set this up right now because you know what, you are quite the advertiser and there is no telling where you are gonna go from here. Who would you present this to??? How would you claim it??? This is advertising No Spanking The Monkey Style. It is still considered an advertisement and can be filed on taxes. It might help someone get off of welfare. It might fill an immediate need for someone with no transportation, such as to and from a job. It might provide an immediate job for one who needs it. It is totally customizable. Guess what you are sharing your favorite radio station as well as many others, what's your favorite color and where do you normally get your gas. Whose Your favorite actress or actor Babe? Where do you like to eat locally. Somewhere in there is an advertisement for someone they know who just needs it and They can't believe they get to keep it. Someone cries because they just realized this is not a dream, good things are really happening and I can only imagine how one would tag it, or claim it, therefor I can only imagine how one would present it to all of the companies (which would only be fair practice, in my opinion) and I am now blonde and 42 about to turn 43 with no college degree and still no income really. So, whom did I choose to present this to??? John Q. Public. Now, how do I get paid??? I claim Dibbs, This is my idea and you may not use it unless I get proper credits Local, National, International or Otherwise and you must use Compliments of Catherine Lott Aka The Broadcast Monkey of nospankingthemonkey.com on there somewhere. Elsewise, All Rights Are Reserved because she herself can not afford to advertise and this idea was created from necessity and someone dreams big really. I can only imagine how beautiful this world can be and it will only stay an imaginary thing, if you let it. The initiative is yours and you do what you do and once again I say, "just waiting for someone to do the right thing". Guess what you're still waiting. Get off your duff and get to it, if we all just wait for someone else to do it, it will never get done!!! :O} So now if you've actually read this and took the time to get to the bottom of it I Thank You Very Much. You're time and attention in this matter is greatly appreciated and if you don't share it, it will stay right here because I can't afford to advertise it. The decision is yours. THANK YOU, Sincerely, Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey of nospankingthemonkey.com. Maybe you know who this idea should go to and maybe they can tell me how I get paid:O} © Written By: Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey of nospankingthemonkey.com, No Spanking The Monkey Articles https://www.facebook.com/nstmarticles All Rights Reserved you may not duplicate it :O} https://www.facebook.com/nstmarticles Circle C and publishing rights are ALL RIGHTS RESERVED: Article Titled, Hope You Woke Up

Friday, September 4, 2015

Did I Have Your Attention at 43 Year Old Blonde With No College Degree

Naturally Eventually Intenationally

Each and Every Individual’s Business
Begins With Local Friends & Family
Extends To Surrounding Outer Areas
Then Extends To Surrounding Outer States, Village, Parish, etc;
Then Eventually Extends To An International Level
(Much Like A Social Post) LOL
For the areas of the world that have very little economical advantages Art is their lifeline and begins internationally. It is a way to reveal their success. They are not seeking a donation but a chance to reveal their success. Instead of donations you are purchasing their contributions which are things that are important to each one of them. Each one is individual.
Though they may be hesitant they should have an option to reveal the success they were born with.
Art is a part of every individuals business and no matter where they live they sell images internationally…Raise cow’s, Take pictures of your cows.
No matter what their choice of business their image is their startup and international resource.
As an American I Respect and Honor Our Local Laws. Attach A Visible Copyright (Circle C) and or All Rights Reserved World Wide. I find it necessary to signature stamp each image as once it is shared to a page it is considered public and once shared again it may actually lose it’s labeling and now the page it is shared to is actually the only information showing. Does that persons friend know this is an image from which you acquire income or is it just another image floating around the net. In this case at best a mock image or painting is a compliment and possibly even a further advertisement of your image. Did you know that your image could be saved and or downloaded?
Seeing as the income to some areas would be a primary source of income, as an Art Teacher In Those Areas, You Would Teach Them To Change, Edit, Paint, Create, EVERYTHING In Their Own Beautiful Unique Way Using Whatever Tools They Have. Those Released To The Public, (on public sites) Should Either Have A Copyright, Stamp, Signature or a Signature Stamp Directly On The Image Or Should Be An Image That Is A Beautiful Reminder Such As A Logo, (A Cow, A Kiss, A Rare Bird). &0169 or & Hold alt 0169, to add the copyright emblem in the post.
This Said I’m Hoping The Social Sites Would Create A Way To Stamp Your Work Upon Loading With At Least A Visible Copyright If You Choose. Possibly An Added Copyright Selection In The Public Share View. As an Artist and A Teacher of Sorts, That Also Relies Upon The Images As A Source Of Income, I Find It Not Only A Welcome But Necessary Implementation To The Matters At Hand, Which Is, Art Has No Value. The Market Is Actually Relying On The Sale Of The Products Created Using The Image Which If Shared Publicly Has Become Not Only UnSOLD but Unnecessary to sell. If you would like to raise the value of art back to it’s own standard the actual stamping and signature is vital as images are so easily shared to the public. In fact this very blog will not allow me to load an image with a copyright as the primary lead in the address. It is denying me the right to maintain a copyrighted address on my link and as an artist it is vital. If I name my primary folder with a © and mark it not visible to the public on my private computer it will refuse to allow me to load it until I make it a publicly visible file which is absurd and ironic since they themselves have images they must make public before they post. Hello, Ding A Ling, Your Art Image, Picture Was Made Public Before You Loaded It. Bells and Whistles should be going off, stamp your image.
I tried to address this matter about four years ago. With the new iphone ideas, tablets, laptops, and apps came many business declines. Image, Radio, Music, Advertising In General. Were they more prepared by anything I said, did they get their own sites??? Music was available all of a sudden to a much larger audience and public radio would surely be effected if not prepared. Musicians with shareable videos and music would surely be effected. Both would effect advertising in general. The TV was now in the palm of your hand, television sells would surely drop if not Smart. Did anyone get anything at all out of what this then almost 40 year old blonde was trying to tell them???
SMART?? I still can not buy my kids underwear or new clothes for school. WHY???
Who listens to a 42 Year Old Blonde With No College Degree Anyway???
By the way I turned 43. What will life at 43 look like for me? You have your perspective, I have mine :O} Whatever the view, I definitely intend to buy my kids some underwear as it is a requirement for school here. LOL
Sincerely,
Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey Of nospankingthemonkey.com
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P.S. There are lotts of free websites out there. Find One and Get Busy, Because If I Can Do It You Can Do It!

Did I Have Your Attention?? I left off at this now 43 Year Old Blonde Needing Underwear. LOL Did anyone listen? This was going on: I am public advertising focused. There are people having massive meetings about it. I have a brilliant idea and you would think someone would call me and at least offer a ride to one of these events seeing as how I have told them I have no income but they did not. In fact not one person knocked on my door or called. So, there I sat wondering what they were doing at all of these events which were obviously all about what I had discovered and shared with what I felt to be my small facebook audience of friends and family, along with postings stating that all rights were reserved because I claim Dibbs, (no college degree, blonde jergen for all rights reserved). I could not afford to attend because my car decided to take a leak, (the oil pan fell off) and I had no income to repair or fix it and no funds for gas. I had no television and my power was about to be shut off. I stated such on many occasions, looking for work, flat broke. I was expecting a major phone call at the very least but no call came other than a few texts about things I had posted or were focused on the techniques that I was sharing. While this was going on my husband who has amblyopia and is .5 away from being legally blind, has a mental breakdown and so, drop all and make sure he gets the care he needs. My mother has a stroke and since we have moved in with her now all of the income is zero and everyone needs taking care of. Talk about putting your big girl panties on, I was shucking with both legs. My husband has always been the primary source of income. What was I to do next??? NOW: Looking back now I'm wondering where did all of these people go??? Hope I still have your attention. I am going to write some more later. Till Then Get A Little Closer! Thank You for viewing, liking sharing, commenting etc; You're time and attention is greatly appreciated. Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey Of nospankingthemonkey.com ©Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey of nospankingthemonkey.com, No Spanking The Monkey Articles, You may not copy recreate or duplicate, however you can share all you want. CL♥ All Rights Reserved World Wide 2015 P.S. There are lotts of free websites out there. Find One and Get Busy, Because If I Can Do It You Can Do It! So....Did I tell you all the while I am searching for a way to start a business online flat broke. Over and Over again I ran into the same need cash now, issue. If I had cash I wouldn't have been searching and asking all my friends for info about ways to earn money online. One link after another leads you to another link and then another and another and eventually it was like, what in the world was I looking there for in the first place. I kept running into the college degree. If you are out of a job in the US. You know what I'm talking about. That piece of paper had taken over. Nobody shakes hands anymore. you go to the place you'd like to work and very plainly they would say "Applications online". Okay! What if I don't have online??? I can't afford internet. So, Local Library it is. What if I don't have the gas to get to the library and I live in the middle of let's say "The Boonies". I had my Mom's At&t phone at one point, so do all you can over the phone. I was seriously doing some searching and all the while my good friend the battery powered radio is all I have. The power was off because I couldn't pay the bill at one point and no cable, no tv because I had no smart antenna or comverter box. I still have this brilliant idea but have I heard from anyone??? NO! Not even now have I heard from any one of the people that were watching as my ,I Call Dibbs, posts were rolling down the page. I still have this idea and there are still lotts of things going on otherwise, my husbands mental breakdown, my Mom's Stroke and by golly it seems everyone is somehow involved through the posts. All my friends were trying to help me find a way and it was obvious they were, save the fact I'm blonde with no college degree and I'll tell you more later...TEE he he ©Catherine Lott AKA The Broadcast Monkey of nospankingthemonkey.com, No Spanking The Monkey Articles, You may not copy recreate or duplicate, however you can share all you want. CL♥ All Rights Reserved 2015
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Thursday, September 3, 2015

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

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Saturday, September 26, 2015

Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting :O}

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